Mary Magdalene

A street term referring to MDMA powder. Also known as Mary, Mary Mags, Mary Maggers.

1: "Dude, I met Mary Magdalene last night... it was out of this world."
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"

by Bringer of Mary August 5, 2011

madalynn

A Madalynn is a fucking hoe. She always complains about everything and gets everything her way. Yes, she is pretty, actually so pretty that she gets all the boys and has no shame of fucking them. Instead of hanging out with her friends she flirts with her crush and other boys. She sometimes wears makeup which makes her look like a stupid witch. Oh, and did I mention she's really annoying. The way she acts is pukid and she's not funny at all. How could I forget that you can never trust her! If you tell her a secret and tell her to not tell anyone, she promises, but guess what, she fucking breaks that promise and tells bloody everyone. She likes to argue with you until she breaks someone's feelings or wins the "competition". Then when she finds out she was wrong, she said "No, I never said that" and she starts arguing again of how she said the write thing all along. If she hears gossip, she spreads it in a flash. Her number one ability is looking ugly (in the inside and a little on the out) and acting like a total bitch. Never be friends with a girl names Madalynn.

"Madalynn, why did you tell everyone my secret! You selfless, heartless bitch!"

by definitionsforpeoplethathurtme May 16, 2018

Magdalena

A real snitch who doesn't care about her friends.

A : Yo you're a real Magdalena

B: Broo dont be so harsh im not the worst bitch on the planet

by Nibbadigg October 28, 2019

mary magdalene

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.

I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.

by $$Bill May 4, 2010

Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Magdalena

Magdalena seems as a very funny,free and caring person. But as you get to know her,you find out that she is not as she seems. Most likely a libra with a salty twisted attitude. She will tell lies about you and distrust you. You will feel sad. Don’t ever make contact with Magdalena,trust me.

Hi there Magdalena!
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(

by Nickitoyko October 20, 2018

Madalyn

The biggest hoe you will ever meet. She is very short and she loves kissing other people shawtys. She is VERY fake and VERY toxic.. Don't hang out with one unless you want drama.

Yooo madalyn a hoeeee!!!!

by Shianne September 6, 2020