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Read a Magazine

The performance, or planned performance, anticipation of performance of having mind blowing sex to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. Almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.

Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
When she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.

Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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People Magazine

A magazine with 99.9% of the articles about the personal lives of celebirties.
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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read a magazine

yo, let's read a magazine
by Varna August 16, 2006
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Elle Magazine Layout Designer

That Elle Magazine Layout Designer is a fox.
by Oogie Boogie November 19, 2004
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TeenClique Magazine

The newest teen fashion/entertainment magazine created by 15 year old CEO Anthony Ragone. TeenClique features celebrity interviews, fashion advice, and the latest news in the industry. You can find TeenClique in any newsstand in America starting July of 2012, but make sure to check out their website www.teenclique.com.
Hey, did you read the latest edition of TeenClique Magazine?
Not yet, why what's in it?
Only the coolest celebrity interviews! Oh, and tons of great fashion!
by TeenClique Biggest Fan June 22, 2012
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Time Magazine

A very far left magazine that dared to publish the location of Dick Cheney's bunker, and now are probably going to sued and/or jailed.
by ProudAmerican June 15, 2004
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Kitsch Magazine

A magazine targeting Cornell University and Ithaca College students. Journalistic techniques include paraphrasing out-dated articles found on Google and claiming South Park as a legitimate source.
I didn't have to watch South Park....Kitsch Magazine already did for me!
by DarkFader July 8, 2010
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