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magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.
httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic
by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013
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Magine

A word originating from L'Ardoise.
Almost like the word "just kidding" but with more of a sense of humor to it.
"I'm gonna punch you right in the face!!hahaha, magine."
by L'Ardoise January 21, 2005
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dirty magazines

Many of us like dirty magazines
by loco asshole February 6, 2005
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magazines

Code name for ecstasy. Usually in refrence to more than 2.
when we gettin them magazines.
by JOHN_P January 14, 2005
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Magan

Pronounced MAY-gan (British English only)

Magan describes a man who is:

Really weird and/or fucked up
Tight with money
Worthless
A liar
Unhygienic
A poor lover
A rubbish boyfriend
A disloyal friend
Very scrawny
Selfish
Untrustworthy
Stingy

Also used to describe a man who has:

No morals
No concept of respect
An unnaturally large collection of animal sex videos
Very thin dick that wouldn't break a virgin.
An inflated view of himself.
A huge ego.
No luck with women as he is a pathetic boyfriend.

Can also be used as a verb: to Magan, Maganing, Maganed.
Shit bro, you been acting like a fuckin Magan these last few days.

I ain't surprised you dumped him, he's such a Magan faggot!

He was totally Maganed last week - it is SO over!

He's starting to Magan you girl, you better drop that motherfucker quick.

Maganing is what low life cheapskate fags do.
by saaaahnigirl January 20, 2008
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laddie magazine

Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, cars and beer.

Maxim, FHM, Stuff.

AKA laddie mag, etc.
Her: I am going to the market.
Him: Please obtain for me quality men's publication that I will in no way use for wanking purposes, mom.
by ravy August 22, 2005
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megain

Megain is a filthy bitch who is all about her bag and what she gains. Typical goldigger slut. Transparent to others but thinks she is sly and perfect.
Megain strikes again with another $100,000.00 shopping spree. She is out here posing for the cameras and looking tacky as fuck. Me-gain is only out here for herself.
by knowlightknowright February 26, 2019
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