Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

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Moss'd

to get burnt deep in a football game

You just got Moss'd.

by Josh December 7, 2003

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Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

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Moss Boggin

Anal intercourse with an anus lacking cleanliness and a pleasing appearance. Hair, lint, and dingle berries are usually present as well as an offensive odor. Upon retraction from the anus one will usually find trace amounts of Peat Moss on their penis.

Man, last night I was feeding it to The Fat Smelly Girl. I was balls deep, Moss Boggin for hours....It was Filthy.

by G-T-G-Benny June 9, 2011

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