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The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends
"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"
by luvinwafflez December 16, 2009
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Modern White Marriage

Is a trend in which the marriage between a white couple is often female led and encourages serving and satisfying the wife with usually the addition of a third partner generally black and well-endowed for her pleasure.
"It's okay for my wife to flirt with him because we are in a modern white marriage."
by SissSas December 11, 2018
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Modern Punk

A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
by Modern Punk October 7, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.
-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
<Throws controller at the wall>
by Quade999 December 31, 2009
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Modern Day Crip

Young People (teenagers) influenced by Modern Day pop-culture of Hip-Hop and Gang Culture. The term does not exactly mean you are a "crip", rather indicating you are a modern "gangster".
Todd: "Damn, Haseen is such a Modern Day Crip"
Louis: "I know, look at his cookie monster hat, its so badass"
Real Crip: * Shoots everyone in the crowd *
Modern Day Crip: * Offers a cherry Pie *

* A treaty is formed *
by wagawagawaga~PACMAN! April 13, 2011
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Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).

Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!

Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...

Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!

Here's what will happen to those that purchase it
First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!

After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...

A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...

A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?

When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!

And so the cycle of pathetic games continues
by The realest gamer October 27, 2011
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Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.

Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.
Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.
by wambulance May 26, 2009
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