Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

Merch

A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023

merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.

"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"

by haveyallseenthatdrakevideo... February 15, 2024

Merch

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.

you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.

by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021