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Mexicution

The act of executioning a Mexican
In 1800 Cesar Chavez was Mexicutioned for selling Brocolli without a license
by Rocky Balboa November 2, 2014
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mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.
Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.
by the large seed March 3, 2016
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mexicutioner

one who is mexican, and executes.
Dude, have you seen the mexicutioner, he pretty much pwns everyone.
by Gilbert Ruiz October 3, 2006
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Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.
So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?
by Leiko October 6, 2004
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dedication

When a male masturbates then ejaculates on someone's photo. And then giving it to that person.
wow that was a great photo of your mom. I'm going do give her a dedication later tonight
by ChrisIsNoAngel January 18, 2011
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Dedication

Going a bit too far to the point of being unhealthy and a little bit crazy... Like having your work email sent to your iPhone so you're allways accessable, even on days off - very dumb.
Kelly didn't put her OOO on, she's checking her work mail on her days off - that's dedication....crazy...
by Giggsy15 May 29, 2011
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Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.
"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife
by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005
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