by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025
Get the 'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'mug. molester, she has big tits but not as much bundz. she’s a bit scary she will find ur socials jus by seeing u on the streets x she has an addiction to stealing and she’s gassed x. she loves guys who are :
- asthmatic
- wankers
- bowlcuts
- meady
- bullied
- fakes being a dealer😬
- insecure
- sends love paragraphs to a girl they met within a week
so if ur all of that hit her up x
sleeps at 8pm but 8:30pm on weekends if she was good that day x
she’s 4’11 max but is very delusional about it x
has sexual thoughts about pepe’s and goes to chicken shops even when no school?
spends 5 fucking hours on the toilet each session
- asthmatic
- wankers
- bowlcuts
- meady
- bullied
- fakes being a dealer😬
- insecure
- sends love paragraphs to a girl they met within a week
so if ur all of that hit her up x
sleeps at 8pm but 8:30pm on weekends if she was good that day x
she’s 4’11 max but is very delusional about it x
has sexual thoughts about pepe’s and goes to chicken shops even when no school?
spends 5 fucking hours on the toilet each session
“look it’s mariam staring at jude bellingham again!”
“swear she found his snap from a blurry picture, weirdooo😬😬”
“swear she found his snap from a blurry picture, weirdooo😬😬”
by jude bellingham July 28, 2023
Get the mariammug. Mariam is the best person you can be friends with. she’s the funniest person i know and can have u laughing on the floor and actually make u feel like u can’t breathe bc of how funny she is. she’s so caring and kind and can make anyone go from sad to happy in seconds.to me is my closest friend even though i’ve only known her for 7 months. but it isn’t time that tells how close u are with a person. she’s always up to do something and the stories she tells will have u busy for hours. when we became friends i felt different, in a good way. i felt more happy. bc when i say she’s the kindest and funniest person i know i mean it. to me,the name mariam doesnt just mean a word but instead a whole book. she is the definition of a best friend. she’s the only one that i actually feel really comfortable around. and if your bored she already has ideas of what to do wether it’s acting like dearborn boys and telling stories. your always doing something with her. to me mariam is the best friend you could ever have.
by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022
Get the Mariam almalkimug. Mariam is a kind and fun person, she enjoys making jokes and talking about love. She has long blond hair with big brown eyes. She would be a loyal girlfriend, so if she’s yours don’t let her go.
by Anonymous.2610 November 22, 2021
Get the Mariammug. by Ur mutual July 2, 2021
Get the mariam kourabimug. The best of the best, sweet, kind and amazing, she's beautiful and just in general amazing, always degrades herself but in the end of the day she's the best at everything she does, shes stunning and goregous, jaws drop when she walks by, she's everything and you should always know, if you have a Mariam in your life, you're suceeding
by not_her May 2, 2024
Get the Mariammug. by C1ampg0d May 15, 2022
Get the Mariammug.