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Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
by DV-Dubs November 15, 2010
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Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately
Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
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Mattgasm

the mind blowing orgasm you get whenever you see Matthew Perry
Friends is on I know I'm gonna have a Mattgasm when I see Chandler
by Mattylover January 27, 2007
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MattyBRaps

An unproblematic artist on YouTube who enjoys creating original songs and doesn’t need other youtubers to receive clout from
I love MattyBRaps, he is so original.
by Legitmorris January 1, 2019
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Matty P's

After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,

Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011
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Mattgasm

An experince one recieves when touching themselves at night and kills dinosaurs!! That being said it is like a whole new genre of Orgasm dedicated to Matty boo!!
NO, joke ladies I had the wetest Mattgasm.....Oh my G!!
by Nicole October 11, 2006
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matty

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.
Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
by James of FP7 November 12, 2008
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