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Matteo

The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can Matteo come over?"
Mom: "Absolutely! You know how much I love Matteo"
by montreal55 August 25, 2022
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Matteo

Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.
matteo loves manga
by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021
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matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me
Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????
by prongles October 20, 2022
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Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.
Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in
by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022
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don matteo

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021
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Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"
by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022
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Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men
Did you do the matteo pompilii last night
by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023
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