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Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underated. should be known more.
Is that mateo?
by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 28, 2022
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Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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This name doesn’t mean shit, like any others by the way.
Can you stop Mateo ?
by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
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A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025
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Mateo is a perfect human being. He is shy, so he does not like to be overwhelmed by people but he definitely has a bunch of friends who loves him and are always there for him.

Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.
by mjbb November 23, 2021
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a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?
by agartha November 20, 2025
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Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)
by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023
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