A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts
by shingching June 24, 2023
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by Susanismysecondmom March 05, 2024
Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.
-My luvb
-My luvb
M: "What's your dream woman?"
F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"
M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"
F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"
M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"
by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022
Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.
by Akiose November 22, 2023