C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

Flag

Get the C r y s t a l G l o m mug.

Self o&m

A euphemistic shorthand for “oral and manual” stimulation performed on oneself—basically a coded way to talk about self-pleasure without saying it explicitly.

I was doing self o&m as I couldn't find anyone appropriate for the one night stand in the bar

by TzarP December 11, 2025

Flag

Get the Self o&m mug.

Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s Hail A m o g u s

by Xormbee March 17, 2023

Flag

Get the A M O G U S mug.

M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023

Flag

Get the M O N K E Y mug.

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

Flag