The Angry Librarian 

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

The Angry Librarian by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

Lucarian Chrimon 

Lucarian is an adjective that describes the fascinating magnetic pull that someone or something has, an attractive quality that tempts you in some way.

A Lucarian Chrimon is a person that catches your eye and won’t let it go. The word comes from the Latin Lucario, meaning “draw aside.” When someone draws your attention aside from whatever you’re doing, that is a so called Lucarian Chrimon. To put it in a nutshell, a Lucarian Chrimon is a totallysexy person in an awesome way.

Lucarian Chrimon is a total bape!
I want to pet Lucarian Chrimon.
A very special person in Lucarian Chrimons life is always right.

Lucarian Chrimon by Bape32442 November 20, 2018

leararian

A person who writes or is a big fan of limericks.

It rhymed. Never let offense get in the way of good rhyme. Rhyme is exempt from good taste. Ask any leararian, and they will tell you how vital the effort is to make rude words stick together.

There once was a girl from Madras,
Who often could be rather crass,
She stuck up her finger,
Into her ringer

And pulled out a half-eaten bass

See? Awful. Very funny.” Eyebrows raised around the circle.

From a 2030 novel about the world of Improv

leararian by CraggyOneLeg January 8, 2025