Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
by umbels February 8, 2010
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Dude1: Dude where have you been? I'm not explaining what you missed in Inception; this film is complicated enough anyway.
Dude2: Sorry man, you've kinda got a Loobrary up there, I was catching up with Where's Wally.
Dude1: True...
Dude2: Sorry man, you've kinda got a Loobrary up there, I was catching up with Where's Wally.
Dude1: True...
by The Real Ben Deadman March 8, 2011
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by 18 yr 40 yr November 11, 2009
Get the Lobe mug.Bloke - "My cousin Phil is such a fucking looker. I am so fucking jealous."
My mate Dave - "That's cos you are not so much of a looker."
My mate Dave - "That's cos you are not so much of a looker."
by jimsee November 29, 2004
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Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"
by Mike Hunt 17354 June 16, 2008
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