Frosted Log

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.

My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log

by Aultow August 12, 2014

Log job

When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

Frosting A Log

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Nerd Log

The automatic log-out that occurs upon reaching a 6 hour session in Old School Runescape. Called the nerd log due to the fact that to hit it you have to be playing medieval cookie clicker for a quarter of a day, like a nerd.

Adam was so in the zone doing Slayer all day that he was caught off guard when he got nerd logged that evening.

by Diamond III Scrublady October 1, 2020

log cutter

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces

Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

by mayat November 8, 2013

gas log

The moment right before a shit when air is expelled from the anus, preparing it for the upcoming shit.

Man, I just passed a gas log and the shit express is on it's way!

by deysr July 12, 2012

Foggy Log

While taking a shit you strain yourself so hard that you become light-headed.

Rob had eaten bad Chinese food and almost passed out while squeezing out a Foggy Log.

by MaelstromALPHA July 26, 2020