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loin cloth

A Cloth covering a mans genital region. Usually made of animal skin. Loin Cloths are close to pointless because they are lacking a back.
" Woah check out that guys sweet loin cloth"
" Gross"
by StephanieAlex April 2, 2006
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Loin Clothing

When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.
Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.
by Andross1978 April 24, 2009
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Login Doggie

The coolest guy around Login Doggie is someone who pulls all the females

Login Doggie doesn’t know it be he has females lining up for him.

Login Doggie is going to be famous in the future.

Login Doggie is always the funniest person in the room.
Parker: bro what happened to your sister last night?

Elliot: Login Doggie fucked her bro
by Login Doggie May 13, 2020
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Sir Loin

Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.
Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?
by StabMastaArson April 19, 2004
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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!
by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
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Lokin

me: tryna get some forties or somethin?
tay: nah mufucka we lokin tonight!
by mc3yee November 20, 2010
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Lochness

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
by Dynast August 8, 2006
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