A city in North East England located 40 minutes from rivel city Manchester. A very dirty city with very rude people. A harbour front that smells of dead fish from the factories, and also a city were kids are not allowed in stores after 6PM.
Liverpool customer: "Do you sell toothpaste?"
clerk: "Well what do you think you fuc*ing bastard? bloody ell you stupid person"
Liverpool customer: "GO FUCK A MONKEY YOU FAT BITCH"
clerk: "Well what do you think you fuc*ing bastard? bloody ell you stupid person"
Liverpool customer: "GO FUCK A MONKEY YOU FAT BITCH"
by Jessiegigglepuffs April 16, 2006
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The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
Man 1: I got mugged again.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
by Blooty Yeah Yeah November 30, 2009
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A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.
by Boris Johnson September 9, 2007
Get the Liverpool mug.A disgusting example of human existence, Liverpool in general resembles South-Central Los Angles, post-nuclear holocaust. They once produced the highly over-rated band ‘The Beatles’, which should have, perhaps more fittingly, been called 'The Cockroaches', as the city is crawling with them, both metaphorically and physically. The inhabitants are probably the loudest, rudest and obnoxious people on the entire earth.
On being in Liverpool for at least 10 minutes, man behind in shop queu, for no apparent reason to person in front: "For fuck's sake, hurry the fuckin' fuck up would ya. Fuck me...".
by Steve657 August 25, 2008
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Get the Liverpool Goodbye mug.There are many theories about the city but as a 16 year old living here is horrible.
Liverpool used to be great, it used to be the center of music. Now thats all gone there are only few people carrying the legacy of the city. The teens here seem to be animals they just waste their lives and attack anyone trying to get out of here.
And the way it's just all about football... it's quite pathetic if I'm honest.
Also there is nothing to do in this city at all well you know apart from standing on street corners or walking around town.
I'm just saying I hate it and can't wait to get out. ¬¬
Liverpool used to be great, it used to be the center of music. Now thats all gone there are only few people carrying the legacy of the city. The teens here seem to be animals they just waste their lives and attack anyone trying to get out of here.
And the way it's just all about football... it's quite pathetic if I'm honest.
Also there is nothing to do in this city at all well you know apart from standing on street corners or walking around town.
I'm just saying I hate it and can't wait to get out. ¬¬
by fedupwiththiscity January 17, 2011
Get the Liverpool mug.The worst of the big four in the English Premier League (Arsenal, Manchester United, Everton, and Liverpool). They, and everton, have the worst success in the EPL in its history. What they have one is the Champions League tournament. However, their only wins are not from legitimate skill. They thrive on penalty kick goals and horrendous officiating to drive them to championships. As a current event, they have recently defeated arsenal due to a PK. Pathetic.....
Person 1: Hey did you see Liverpool FC win the UCL last year?
Person 2: Yeah, they had three PKs in the championship and only won 3-2. They're so lucky.
Person 2: Yeah, they had three PKs in the championship and only won 3-2. They're so lucky.
by Arsenal Fan April 11, 2008
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