Literal lol 

(see also; llol)

Used in the same way as "lol" (laughing out loud) except ONLY in instances when you actually laughed out loud.

Me: and then you found $20?
Them: eat shit
Me: literal lol

Them: (something actually funny)
Me: llol

Literal lol by oh knows January 20, 2009

witteraly 

When you are witteraly hitting the fweakin gwiddy,

"Oh my gawd hes witteraly hittin the fweakin gwiddy for Ukrain."

witteraly by LlanaboLlama February 21, 2023

Literacy rage 

The feeling of venomous bile rising from ones stomach when people can not master basic English.

"I was on Facebook and I saw Joanne's post. She keeps writing defiantly instead of definitely, it gives me literacy rage"

Literacy rage by nicestcuntyou'llevermeet March 7, 2017

LiteralLagGod 

LiteralLagGod is the god of all lag. The god of lag suffered many years of lag only to end up cursing every mother fucker with some lag. Holy shit this godly mass of flesh and bones will fuck the shit out of your game no cap if you get lag you know he is around and you better run. LiteralLagGod with curse your Rec Room game with his mighty lag stick created by rec roomer blue flamingo and spends his past times with him.

Him: Yo I just ducking lagged so hard

You: must be LiteralLagGod

LiteralLagGod by ShopkeeperOfDefinitions November 1, 2019

literally fucking dies 

The thing that happens to you when you either get blown to bits by some kind of bomb, or just shot in the head, or something like that.

Jim was shot in the head, he literally fucking dies, and was tebagged so bad his ancestors felt it.

literally fucking dies by Super862 November 5, 2019

literal zone 

A place or location that is ideal

"That restaurant is a literal zone" -Katie Tewks

"Who's hosting tonight? It better be a literal zone!"

literal zone by Gobearswhatsgood November 22, 2019

Literally actually 

When you are totally telling the full truth and everyone hast to believe you cuz you are definitely not lieing and you really need everyone to believe you!!!!

Mum "where are you going at this time of night"
You "I'm literally actually going to study"

Literally actually by Believe it!! November 8, 2020