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Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.
Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.
by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018
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Lil Pump

A serious GOAT that says ESKEETIT a lot and rejects Harvard for his talent. Has some white trash dreads, but he can really look good no matter what. Honestly don't care wat people think and flaunts his money like it goin outta style.
"Yo, ese, you heard of that nigga Lil Pump?"

"No man, I haven't."

"Oh dude you should. He's the GOAT."
by Citru$ April 20, 2018
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Lil Pump

A shitty rapper who made his millions from dumb white suburban kids who have poor taste and damaged hearing and cannot distinguish between mumbling and actual words.
"The rap game is dying... all these Lil Pumps out here just mumbling to a hard beat, and those dumb white kids buy that shit up."
by Conchetumare June 28, 2018
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Lil Pump

A retarded rapper with an even more retarded fanbase
Every 8 year old: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG D ROSE D ROSE FLEX LIKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIL PUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEE
by LilPumpSuxDix June 22, 2020
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Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.
Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.
by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022
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Lil Pump

A once believed human like being who had ascended to god like level and continued to rap about his gucci belts because he doesn't care about what anyone else thinks. He knows what he's doing with his estimated IQ in the high 2000. Every day when I wake up, I wake to an image of Lil Pump taped to my ceiling, my Lil Pump full bed and pillow covers, Lil Pump posters and even a Lil Pump phone case, because that way I can always have Lil Pump with me. Why worship Christianity, Judaism, etc. when you could worship a higher power, when you could worship Lil Pump?
Lil Pump don care 'bout none ya'll haters. Lil Pump do what Lil Pump wan. Lil Pump 's a high school dropout cuz Lil Pump don need none dat gramaticals and gemomitry. Lil Pump got plenty word smarts in his music!
by Spicy Boiiiii July 4, 2018
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Lil Pump

Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye lil pump lil pump EEEEEESKETIT!!!!!!!!
by Jenandofi May 20, 2018
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