Skip to main content

like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
mugGet the like trying to build a laser from mud mug.

Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.
Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*
by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014
mugGet the Sounds like sex to me mug.

26 reasons not to like rock

A. It Sucks
B. takes no talent,
C. only has ugly middle/upper class depressed boys who think their cool,
D. just ew,
E. IS FOR EMMA
F. most of them are butt ugly, and even the ones who get the hott girls are still ugly (pale, full of ugly tattoos)
G. the golden days of rock is over and now its only wanna be rocker ie. pop stars playing a fake guitar ( avril lavine)
H. Full of druggies who are womanizers too, thats all music, $50 90% of all musicions do some sort of drug, illeagle or not, the most famous and best rockers have all died from drugs.
I. has no good beats (drums are much worse then rap beats
J. they kill the word fashion, why do you want to rip perfectly good clothes? People would kill to have whole pants and shoes
K. If rock is so good then why isnt it the most popular music? You kno that rap is, white and black and latina and azn people like rap, only white people and an occasionol other person likes rock
L. That brings me to the point, rock only speaks to one minority
M. And their all rich boys, none of them were poor cuz how do you explain guittar lessons, and an instrument, that costs money and no poor person is gonna pay for stuff like that
N. Requires no vocal talent
O. they were the ones who brought mullets into style
P. whats his name made a porno with pamala anderson
Q. they steal all the pretty woman who should be going out with the pretty actors
R. i kno some of these reasons suck but w.e
S. Guitars are stupid and make stupid noises
T. the old metelica is supossidly one of the best bands.... that REALLY says something about rock
U. watch almost famous, good movies but makes rock look like crap THEY STOLE THAT POOR BOYS VIRGINITY!
V. if someone can get up to V in the alphebet about how it sux it cant be good
W. bad band names, what kind of band name is guns and roses?
X. no one has battles against each other and talk bout people in songs, thats an interesting thing about rap, following up on peoples battles
Y. there are hardly any female rock people
Z. all the bands that arnt on drugs are extremely gay and stupid (dont take that word gay in homosexual way just like gay meaning stupid and extremely metrosexual *quotes a line from a band you like* hey now your an allstar get your game on heeey"...... that could be A-Z
WHAT NOW BEOTCHES, if you vote me wrong i kill you!
by emmanem April 7, 2005
mugGet the 26 reasons not to like rock mug.

It tastes like shit to me

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.
It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.
by andresgc7 March 3, 2020
mugGet the It tastes like shit to me mug.

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
mugGet the like trying to nail jello to a cat mug.

like bs to the cs

Boyfriend said to me i need to move you out and when i came back a female was laughing and saying like bs to the cs but caught her self and shouted up
She needs to go like Bs to the CS
by anonymous April 20, 2022
mugGet the like bs to the cs mug.

Like fish to a trough

To proceed with haste, but colored by the desperation that failing to reach the destination might lead to imminent death.
She went to that bottle like fish to a trough.
by Quiteuncomfortable July 28, 2023
mugGet the Like fish to a trough mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email