Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

by pseudonysu April 14, 2021

Tempo de learno

A slower tempo than what the sheet music suggests so the band or choir can learn the song easier.

Our conductor said we will be playing this song tempo de learno.

by Band man March 27, 2009

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

by Goatboy April 26, 2004

Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019

That'll learn them

A way of saying "That'll teach those people a lesson, my good friend!" as a mild grammar joke.

Commonly used by gamers(usually the FPS crowd) to express triumph in the game, although the useage has expanded enough that it is not out of place to hear it from other types of people in other situations.

Game Announcer: Red Team scores!
Red Player #1: Haha! That'll learn them!

by A. Person December 3, 2004