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Lawson

The biggest Mong in the world. Lawson has 2 brain cells and a tiny penis. Lawson like boys not girls, this is known as gay. His nipples look like pepperonis and are really nice to suck on as garlic sauce cones out of them. He is addicted to nicotine and shoves ecigs up his rectum for money on Only Fans.
You are a Lawson.
by MasonDixon3010 June 2, 2022
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Bryce Lawson

a phrase that is synonymous with "The Game" - (The Game is an ongoing 'mental' game when if one if thinking of The Game one cannot win and thus, thinking that you are winning would prove one to be losing The Game)
"Oh god dammit. Bryce Lawson popped into my head."
"Gahhhhh, now I'm losing."
by Madeleine the Superfluous November 16, 2011
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Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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lewis lawson

lewis lawson is a great person who is really good at sports football in particular, HE ALSO HAS A HUGE D1.K
by MAKA PAKA69 January 21, 2022
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eleanor lawson

A person who lacks kindness
Hey I didn’t like how you bullied me when I was crying myself to sleep, that was a real Eleanor Lawson you pulled, dumb shit
by Fagtron4000 July 14, 2023
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Ricky Lawson

A charming, hansome man. Fully Gay, Says fabulous too much and twirls a lanyard at 300mph. Goes from a bitch to a sweetheart in 0.2 seconds. Loves family and crochet and engaged to Jay. Lover of Beyonce! And all of One direction. Apart from Liam Payne who he DOES NOT follow on twitter!! An all round amazing teacher of the drama and is very kind to the people he likes.
Is that a witch?
Yes and his name it Ricky Lawson!!
by Lanyard69 October 14, 2020
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Hallie Lawson

The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She is outgoing and her smile is breathtaking. A she is shy and has a beautiful voice. Hallie Lawson is the perfect girl.
That girl Hallie Lawson is a absolute dime
by SG999 March 31, 2021
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