found in the habitats of cento in western towns of Sydney, known to only eat hash cookies and meth..
the biggest known enemy to the lads are
- the 'employment'
'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'
usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,
then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.
like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s
While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'
In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'
Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole
The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,
will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones
Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.
The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"
It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
the biggest known enemy to the lads are
- the 'employment'
'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'
usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,
then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.
like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s
While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'
In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'
Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole
The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,
will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones
Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.
The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"
It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
*Lad answeres phone - "yeh nah oi.... bruzz nah oi... brahhh oi yeh nah I'm just at cento going for an advanced payment, they fucking owe me heaps ay, then I can pay off my ticker and put the next oscar on tick. Be fucking mad"
by Waynoh November 17, 2016
Get the Ladmug. A word that is shouted with enthusiasm in response to another person, as a way of clarifying that what they have just said and/or proposed is something stereotypically masculine and loutish.
<Carl> Check the rack on that!
<Bob> Lads!!
<Carl> Hey guys, let's get pissed on lager and then go out and play rugby and then make sexist/homophobic jokes for a while and then whistle at "fit" girls in the street.
<Bob> Lads!!!!
<Carl> Lads!!
<Bob> Lads!!
<Carl> Hey guys, let's get pissed on lager and then go out and play rugby and then make sexist/homophobic jokes for a while and then whistle at "fit" girls in the street.
<Bob> Lads!!!!
<Carl> Lads!!
by Strach May 16, 2006
Get the ladsmug. One who does extreme acts of manliness, usually in the field of intercourse or drinking of alcoholic beverages.
'I got totally noshed off by this hot babe, then slipped it up her ass and came all over her face.' Lad1
'Respect Lad' Lad(s)2
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'Downed 20 pints then just chundered everywhere'
'LAD'
'Respect Lad' Lad(s)2
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'Downed 20 pints then just chundered everywhere'
'LAD'
by DON_LAD April 25, 2010
Get the LADmug. "Eshay bra we rocked some anelpays" - This is a lie as the Lad didn't rock any panels and never will because TOYS dont do real panels.
by The Facts not Fiction August 4, 2007
Get the ladmug. by RoBoC May 14, 2004
Get the Ladmug. A large marsupian animal that dwells in the anus of mexicans and hippies. Lads can be encouraged with an excess of marijuana and television. common deterants include bleach and a good old spanking just like the old days
by Daniel Ferguson January 3, 2007
Get the ladmug. how to tell a lad
1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy
2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis
3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads
4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters
5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag
6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have
7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time
8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge
9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy
2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis
3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads
4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters
5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag
6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have
7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time
8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge
9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
checkit willis there goes one of those "lads"
wat! no way! how can u tell man?
dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
wat! no way! how can u tell man?
dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
by reginald P. Ramsbottom December 12, 2008
Get the ladmug.