Angel Long

Blonde British porn star who is a really dirty bitch. Famous for black on blonde sex, usually in a gangbang fuckfest style and sucking cock after she's had anal (known in the trade as ATM). A true filthy slut.
Angel Long: "Yes! fuck me in my ass!"
by October 22, 2004
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long gone

Gone a long time ago, not coming back anytime soon or ever.
Ex - sorry baby I want you back

You- naw nigga I’m long gone
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Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
by The King1234 November 09, 2008
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long Dave

The submissive in a gay BDSM paring.

Etymology: Cockney rhyming slang. 'Dong slave' becomes 'long Dave'.
"Oo's 'at wi' Mikey, then? 'Is one t'other?"
"No mate, 'at's Gary, 'is long Dave."
"Ooeer. I didn't peg Mikey for a wooly woofter."
"Oh, 'e's not, but li'l Gary is."
"Hah!"
by Codsworth Gentry January 12, 2010
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Jeremy Long

Asian American HERO with a giant BAC that he uses to get paid cash money for sticking in white girls.
Dude I was on Pornhub and saw Jeremy Long just dropped a new scene where he plows thru 5 blondes and by the time he’s done with them they’re already speaking fluent Korean. What a fucking stud.
by Dicktionari September 22, 2018
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long + crazy

The optimal adjective for any object.
by MsAngryBlackMan September 13, 2011
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long mover

Pseudo-Britishism for "snake" or "serpent". Coined on The Mighty Boosh.
Bob Fossil: "You know, the windy man, the long mover." (specifically referring to a python)
by joebobby July 22, 2011
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