lefted

Termination of employment, to be fired. Politically correct propaganda for a dismissal.

The all employees email comes out...

"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."

Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.

Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?

by kingsqueak September 10, 2009

lifedeath

1. To complain about not being insulted in the urban dictionary
2. To use an absurdly large avatar in a forum

I guess that'll teach him not to lifedeath again.
Oh, great, someone lifedeathed the forums again so all the posts are off the page to the right.

by dmpotter December 7, 2003

Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022

brown listed

When a person of middle eastern decent is banned from a plane fight because of their name or color of skin.

Osama Durka Durka was brown listed because he was kinda brown and reminded the flight attendant of a suicide bomber.

by dingo909090 June 8, 2011

Gloom Lifter

An activity, usually a long drive to coast, that is taken to relieve the gloom of every day life. Used to lift the spirits, get out of the house, get away from the tv / console and hide from responsibilities.

There is fuck all on tv, the wife is constantly nagging, the baby is crying and the dog has puked on the carpet. Bollocks to the world, I'm taking a long gloom lifter. I will return when I can once again see a purpose to life.

by normanstanleyfletcher July 2, 2016

Skirt lifter

A meal prepared (or bought) by a man that is so delicious and satisfying that the woman he is with lifts her skirt in thanks.

"Last night, I grilled a steak and topped it with bleu cheese, fresh asparagus on the side, and cracked open a bottle of Pinot noir. Elizabeth loved it...it was a skirt lifter."

by Mr. Fantastic 69 September 25, 2013

Lifter Puller

An indie rock band from Boston/Minneapolis that was led by Craig Finn before he formed the Hold Steady. Their albums tell the story of a number of shady characters and their interactions and involvement in a fire at a nightclub.

Lifter Puller never should have broken up; their music was just so clever.

by UFxGators October 28, 2010