Kensington

Kensington is really great. She brings people snacks and respects their snack a licious privacies and when you’re sick she’ll bring you takis . She’ll let you eat as much as you want but not if your name is Eden , she won’t let that happen. Only if your name is Nicole, she also is in love with Eden they are happily married somewhere in the city living their dream glorious homeless life.

Dude 1 : yo I’m sick and hungry

Dude 2: GO TO KENSINGTON SHE HAS TAKISSSSS
Dude 1: YAYAYAYAYYAYA

by ROOFROOF3000 November 10, 2022

Krencia

goofy looking person who likes to much of spanish mans and kinda smart

omg looks it is a krencia

i wish i can be a krencia

by Horseydigahlick 6000 December 1, 2022

Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017