Klondike

Something that starts with K and ends with Ike

Guy 1: What starts with k and ends with ike?

Guy 2: Kike
Guy 1: No it’s klondike
Guy 2: my bad I hate Jews
Guy 1: yeah I do too

by JEWLOL💀 May 3, 2025

Klondike

Something you would call a straight blonde guy who takes it up the ass but can’t do anything to stop it. Can sometimes be a hierarchical process where other people determine which of the klondikes they like best, and they choose them as the “Klondike King”.

“Shut up, you Klondike!”

by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.

“You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”

by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024

Klondiking

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.

Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

sundae & Klondike

they are a deadbeat youtubers dogs. They both suck and don't even compare to Kermit, Peach, and Mr.Marbles (those are Jenna Marbles dogs)

Person A: Fuck you sundae & Klondike get fucked

by git fucked jenna marbles June 27, 2018

Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018