Flying Kipper

A large shipment of fish.

I have to take a Flying Kipper over tomorrow

by Henry The Green Engine January 1, 2024

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kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

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Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

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Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

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Kipper

K.I.P.P.E.R.S.

Kid In Parent’s Pocket Eroding Retirement Savings

Or Kipper for referring to 1 person
Kippers are in their mid to late 20’s still living at home with their parents with no job. It doesn’t matter if they want to go to college/school they are still sucking the financial tit of their parents for (food, phone, car insurance/repairs) so if they’re unemployed in their 20’s they are a KIPPER.
A group of them are KIPPER’S.

“You see Nate on Snapchat last night smoking a blunt on his back porch? Yeah, same smoke spot since high school dog; what a KIPPER”

“Yo John you still livin at home bruh? Stop being such a KIPPER and get a job”

“Alright Kipper it was good talking to you, say hi to Mrs H for me aight?”

by I Yung Puck November 18, 2025

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