Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 02, 2024

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

by northernjizz6669 December 14, 2021

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 14, 2023

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013