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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.
Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

kim kardashian

#barbie #plastic # family drama over being the most spoilt bitch everrrrrrr #toaster bath yourself kim
kim kardashian by notsethbinns March 6, 2023

Kim Kardashian

A brat with a big butt.
“Omg, did you see Kim Kardashian’s new instagram post!”

Kim Kardashian

A 99% plastic monster that only comes out at night, mostly eating children or complaining about her family.
Who the fuck is attracted to kim kardashian shes literally made of plastic and her body shape looks like a dildo

kimkardashianed 

When you are minding you own business and someone comes and knocks you back with their big ass.
I was waiting in line at the bank when Jimmy kimkardashianed me.
kimkardashianed by Naum4eew June 13, 2024