Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy

😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.

by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Kill me

This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.

Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020

Kuku kill me

A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.

Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me

by muizthegreat October 18, 2022