Kidneylena

A word created by Selena Gomez trolls poking fun at her kidney transplant

Kidneylena stole her friends kidney for sympathy & clout

by puredevestation March 2, 2020

Kidney Gauntlet

Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).

You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...

by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

Kidneynapped

When someone is kidnapped for their organs

I heard there's a terrible risked of being kidneynapped over there, I wouldn't recommend you travel

by Wingsnz May 14, 2023

National Kidney Foundation

A huge scam that conned me out of a kidney; this is an organization that offers you money for your kidney so they can help someone but then they "lose it in transit."

The National Kidney Foundation decided to con me out of a kidney, and I know they just wanted to take advantage of me, since their representatives refused to give me compensation for the kidney. And yes, I have sued them but the media has not supported me.

by dontdonatetothenkf February 11, 2012

Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016

Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018

ranboos.kidney

Ranboos.kidney not only one of the hottest people, but one of the coolest people. You’d be lucky if they marry you

Person 1: Ranboos.kidney marry me!
Person 2: NO MARRY ME

by Ogwilborsuit July 21, 2021