Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.
Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.
by Meek Warrior September 03, 2009
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kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply
damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep
by john hitchmough February 02, 2007
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Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.
by ironicstatement August 11, 2009
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kidney beans

The Kidney Bean, contrary to common miss conceptions is not called so for its familiarity in shape to the human kidney but is actually because it is derived from the bi product of urea found in Cows kidneys.
These kidney beans are commonly used in a variety of dishes, such as chilli and salads.There are a good source of fibre and urea. Fantastic when you have cystitis.
by Dr Arnold April 21, 2008
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refloat my kidney

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.
Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.
by buckonz August 25, 2009
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tap my kidney

to pee, to urinate
After so much beer I need to tap my kidney.
by potap December 26, 2009
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kidney van

This is a wonderful wonderful trailer van in the grounds of ye olde Sutton (mental) Hospital. It is the best thing ever. Long live SHAK (the St. Helier's Association for Kidney patients)
" Hi Issy, wanna go to the kidney van?"
by alike July 19, 2004
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