Green Kia soul is a hidden word for sex. If someone asks for a green kia soul, give it to them *wink*
by greenkiasoullover December 02, 2021
by kadeyywadey August 24, 2022
November 4th is the international bully Kia day where you’re allowed to bully your friend named Kia.
Oh yes today is finally November 4th and i can finally bully my friend Kia.
yes i’ve been waiting for the International bully kia day.
yes i’ve been waiting for the International bully kia day.
by WubWub61 October 27, 2020
When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.
by ProfP2025 June 02, 2025
The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.
by ItsTeslaDude April 25, 2023
by Wes𝓽𝓯 December 26, 2021
Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.
Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 28, 2024