Kelsie

a person somewhere in Ireland who you can never guess if she is bipolar a federal officer or just messing with you about 99% of the time

"Hey so I met Kelsie next door and I think she's gonna stab me in my sleep."

by Stoogeyman January 10, 2021

kelsie

someone who has sex with anyone with a dick

“oh that girl had sex with 10 guys, shes a kelsie”

by rccccccc June 30, 2025

Kelsie

Incel

Josh said Kelsie is an incel

by Kelsiejosh'sincelqueen June 1, 2025

KELSY

The biggest badass you'll ever see.

That person is Kelsy, you don't want to mess with him

by KCRR November 25, 2021

Kelsy

The only saddle she really cares about is her bike. Been ridden so many times she’s self centered. Cares for her mom but despises her dad. Claims she is the master at Mac n cheese but really it’s Mac n geez. Good friends w Marc. See “marc”

Maaaanmnn, that’s a dirty kelsy.

by Dirtkill July 3, 2022

Kelsie Prosser

Kelsie prosser is a girl in england who sharts herself every morning, and pisses the bed. she likes to sniff it too.

Chloe: Kelsie prosser stop shitting yourself
Kelsie: no it makes my ass warm

by BlackManCockcom March 1, 2022