Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 4, 2018

Pulling a kavanaugh

sexually assaulting someone (PARTICULARLY A YOUNG SOMEONE)

donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 27, 2018

Fuck off, Kavanaugh.

When a person says something misogynistic to a woman. She replies with “fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

When some random guy says “smile, you’d look prettier.”

You reply with “Fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

by PettyWhiteGirk October 6, 2018

The Kavanaugh Standard

This refers to the fact that most U.S. citizens who vote for judges do not do research the candidates and instead choose based on superficial criteria. E.g. can they boof?

How did you pick judges when you voted yesterday?
I kinda just picked names that didnt sound like a lady or a foreigner.
Ahh...the Kavanaugh standard

by Urban cowboy 6969 July 27, 2023

kavanaughing

To sneer angrily and bluster as a defense to an accusation for which you are guilty. To raise your voice, contort your face, and feign indignation as a tactic to scare an accuser in hopes to distract the truth. Usually enacted by privileged white men.

Upon realizing that he was about to lose his clients case, the lawyer tried kavanaughing his way through his final argument.

by Aeiuo-123 February 13, 2021

A kavanaugh

Killing a family with your vehicle, usually including a 6 month old child

Wanna go out and get wasted and pull a kavanaugh

by kYsPhGt April 28, 2019

Kavanaugh

When someone on a video chat flushes the toilet but doesn't own up to it. He does like his beer...

"He totally Kavanaughed on the Zoom call the other day and the boss was NOT happy."

"Sorry I didn't flush, but you were on that FaceTime with your mom and I didn't want to Kavanaugh you."

by Dwight Guy May 23, 2020