KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

kindered

Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything

Katerino and Kindered are happy together.

by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023

aiden kinder

A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself

You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.

by The name definer.com June 8, 2017

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020