kelsie mae

a nasty chlamydia infested hoe with a big nose and freckles that looks like someone sprayed poop on her she has a stupid nose whistle and has a fishook in her mouth and two stupid belly button rings
EWW she a kelsie cause she nasty

kelsie mae
by 5948519705y230946 October 3, 2012
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Kelsie

A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train rain on you? Not again!!
by I hate kelsie July 28, 2021
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Kelsie

WOWZA! Kels's are the nicest, funniest mofos evaaaaaa! They are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so soooo short but they have a big heart. I dont know about your lame kels (kelsie) but mine is the best! let me tell you a bit about her!

First things first shes the dirtiest person you will ever meet she is really nice maybe even too nice. For example if one of her friends (Tara- fake name) decides to be rude to your other friend she will stick up for that friend and then not talk to "Tara" for a couple monthes then "tara" will ask to hangout again and she will say yes even tho she doesnt want to. She doesnt care for boys AT ALL. Shes very athletic and sporty, and loves to watch the sturniolo brothers! she allways helps me with my stuff as needed. I know this isnt as long as the other ones people have wrote but yk its fine! thank you kels, for everything .
Skyler(boy)- WOWWW look at that dumpy that girl has over there!

Me(girl)- Oop, that must be kelsie! ;)
by kourtney.kardashian August 10, 2022
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Kelsie Larmour

Yo kelsie Larmour my g dis from ya bf Nathan yeno what ya sayin g hmu on da snapchat😉
Just sayin my gs Kelsie Larmour she da hottest about yeno no one can top dat girl still👌🏼
by FRITTERROLL September 14, 2020
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pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks
What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie
by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013
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Kelsie

Josh said Kelsie is an incel
by Kelsiejosh'sincelqueen June 1, 2025
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