Bon Jovi 

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

Bon Jovi by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Bon Jovi Syndrome 

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

Bon Jovi Syndrome by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022

Bon Jovi 

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.

Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.

Bon Jovi by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022

Bon Jovi point 

Halfway there.

This is such a long drive, we’ve been on the road for four hours and haven’t reached the Bon Jovi point yet!

Bon Jovi point by JK Grence December 12, 2022

Bon Jovi 

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.

Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024

Bon Jovi 

A blowjob.

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!

Bon Jovi by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025

The bone jovi 

Getting ass like a rockstar. Always attaining lots of girl like your penis has magical powers

Dude! I have banged three different chics this week. These women cant stay away from the bone jovi

The bone jovi by Bhellbound March 31, 2019