jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself

I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends

by Dave K November 3, 2004

jewswager

a fragrance for jews

i like your jewswager

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

dribbling jeestas

The second phase of a bad case of the stomach flu. Phase one, the hershey squirts have calmed down to occasional bouts of the runs. Phase three, the flaming heebee jeebies has yet to begin.

Bill: Hey John, you look like shit.

John: Yea, I've got the shits real bad. Must be a stomach flu. I'm past the hershey squirts and into the dribbling jeestas.

Bill: Oh man, Ifeel for you. You know the flaming heebie jeebies are next.

by Hardoneus Maximus November 13, 2011

jewsday

tuesday, in jew language.

"guess what?"
"what?"
"it JEWSDAY!"

by IheartJEWS. July 28, 2007

Jewstache

A tall brunette male who plays Pokemon go, collects coins, wins the spelling bee, and has a cool mom.

Wow he seems like a Jewstache

by baby petunia August 28, 2016

Jewsdale

Name for Hillsdale, a suburban neighborhood of Portland, Oregon, named as such because of it's large Jewish population. Businesses are closed every Saturday. All restaurants serve kosher food. The main secondary education institution, Woodrow Wilson High School, is practically a yeshiva. The Jewish Community Center is also located there.

I drove down to Jewsdale to get some kosher food and bagels.

My daughter goes to Wilson High in Jewsdale and she gets Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur off since no one comes to school on those days.

During the bombing of the Gaza Strip, several Reedies marched through Jewsdale to protest since there's a lot of Israel supporters there.

by RiseUpPortland September 28, 2009

Jewtail

A person who has a circumcised penis, Like a Jew.

"Omg is It true that you have a Jewtail and you're not even Jewish?"

by Jew9154 May 7, 2010