"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."
"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
by Peshotto September 19, 2007
ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.
mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man
tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too
mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!
tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too
mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!
by mike hunt96 December 26, 2009
by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017
To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.
The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1
Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1
Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
by Rabbi Joe May 21, 2015
The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.
Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork
Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork
Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork
Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork
Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork
Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork
by J.Daywalker December 26, 2015
Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
by IAmMuslimJesus April 19, 2018
by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. December 15, 2015