Jessie is a total slag who tries to get with all the boys! She only wants them for sex and nothing else, if you hit up a Jessie she’ll ask for nudes and give none in return!
Miley: Jessie asked me for nudes should I send them?
Kris: Fuck no! She asked for mine and I didn’t get any back!
Kris: Fuck no! She asked for mine and I didn’t get any back!
by RainyRose April 28, 2020
Get the Jessiemug. Girls named Jessie are a keeper, they have a big fat ass, and thickest legs of all times. One word to describe them is “bangable”
by Mia.khalfia April 28, 2020
Get the Jessiemug. Anything. Can be a noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, or any other part of speech there is. Can be used in any sentence, anywhere, anytime.
Look at that Jessie over there!
by sdfk February 17, 2010
Get the Jessiemug. A person who doesn't want to kill themselves but wouldn't mind passing away. A term many in Louisiana have started using.
by thatsmejc7 January 13, 2021
Get the Jessiemug. A Jessie is a type of person who is cooler than you.
A Jessie is always a bitch, so don’t mess with her. She loves men who are older than 50 and is a romance lover... NOT. she hates being shut up by kisses and hates cuddling, except if it’s her 50 man, not her father.
A Jessie is an amazing singer and an amazing story teller. ask her to sing you a song, welcome to America got talent. most Jessies are born in July, or another cool month.
Most jessie’s will steal your dad, and make him fall in love then leave him, their a bitch like that. you might have a good thing with her, or a bad thing. never mess with the Jess!
A Jessie is always a bitch, so don’t mess with her. She loves men who are older than 50 and is a romance lover... NOT. she hates being shut up by kisses and hates cuddling, except if it’s her 50 man, not her father.
A Jessie is an amazing singer and an amazing story teller. ask her to sing you a song, welcome to America got talent. most Jessies are born in July, or another cool month.
Most jessie’s will steal your dad, and make him fall in love then leave him, their a bitch like that. you might have a good thing with her, or a bad thing. never mess with the Jess!
Hugh: i’m gonna go see that girl tonight! She’s a real Jessie!
Me: Oh yeah! Good luck, don’t tell your wife.
Me: Oh yeah! Good luck, don’t tell your wife.
by billy bobcat January 20, 2019
Get the Jessiemug. Jessie is a noun. It means the description of someone who’s losing brain cells. This only works for people who have an INCREDIBLY bad sneeze and/or a bad laugh. It’s however not an insult.
by animesiimp October 8, 2020
Get the jessiemug.