When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019
Get the Jerk-off saltmug. When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
by Valo January 1, 2005
Get the Jerking off stalefishmug. You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008
Get the jerk off addictmug. Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
Get the Jerk-Off Babymug.