jazzed

the effects of many alcoholic beverages; i.e. intoxication.

"crystal, let's get jazzed!"

by Hayley December 7, 2003

Jazzing

To jack off to jazz music

My roommate went into his room, pumped some sweet jazz, and was jazzing off all night.

by bravs November 14, 2014

jazz

The clear-ish fluid discharged by a female out of the urethra while engaging in sexual activities.
The female counterpart of jizz.

Had to clean the blankets, sheets, pillows, and the bed my girlfriend got jazz all over everything!

by JFG3 September 10, 2010

jazz

The past tense of jizz or jizzum, this word is comonly misused by people who think it is music, needless to say some one is wrong!

Oh shit I forgot to clean up my jazz on the floor OH NO!

by Kermit DA frog October 7, 2006

jazz

to throw to some one out a front door. Also to be thrown to be jazzed, or in action, jazzing

ie: yo, if homie doesn't chill im jazz that nigga.

will: uncle phil quit with the jazzing jazz

by matty shred April 21, 2011

jazz

cool, neat, hip, nifty, rockin, rad, etc.

Yo man, that's jazz.

by jangsta January 27, 2004

Jazz

Discordant, self-indulgent, masturbatory dross which passes for music.

Very popular with social workers, schoolteachers and other half-educated semi-professionals with a desire to sound sophisticated and multicultural.

Jazz fans will usually inform you that they like jazz, without you having to enquire.

Hi, I'm Simon, I'm cool, like jazz.

by Duke of Wellington July 9, 2004