jurassic park 1-5x

Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.

1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp

"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

Jurassic world: Dominion

Overhyped pile of garbage

i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion

by Chad of words July 5, 2022

Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs

boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*

by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021

jurassic proportion

Large as fuck, gigantic proportions.

My cousin called my car crash in Forza Motorsport, of jurassic proportion.

by Longlivenobody July 4, 2015

Jurassic Dab

Jurassic Dab. /ʤʊˈræsɪk dæb/

1. Collocation. A particularly sizeable glob of hash oil or cannabis concentrate, reminiscent of the amber chunk atop the cane wielded by John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) in the 1993 film 'Jurassic Park'.

1. "Dude, I did a Jurassic Dab in my car, I'm as high as giraffe pussy."

by HyperionWasTaken November 26, 2021

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016