jurassic park 1-5x

Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.

1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp

"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

Jurassic world: Dominion

Overhyped pile of garbage

i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion

by Chad of words July 5, 2022

Jurassic park

A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.

“Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.

My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat April 19, 2018

Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs

boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*

by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021