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Julio owes me money 

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".
When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"
Julio owes me money by Raffster December 29, 2008

Julio coolio 

Hey, look, its Julio Coolio!
Julio coolio by Andrew Gorski January 23, 2017

julio martínez 

Is a sexy ass boy that has a big ass dick and all the girls want him but he only wants a girl name brenda
Is that julio Martínez he so cute af and i bet all the girls like him too
julio martínez by Slslx ni xzn February 10, 2017

julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you
hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes
julio eyes by that daft tye October 1, 2013

julio amaya

A really handsome guy that is not afraid to say things to other people. He/she is also so attractive that girls tend to fall in love at first sight
Hey your like a Julio Amaya
julio amaya by Julio Amaya May 9, 2018

Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt
What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
Julio Jones by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021