Jessely is the bestest best friend you could ever ask for. It's guaranteed that she'll never stab you in the back, turn around and desert you! Jessely may seem innocent on the outside but she has a dark side residing within. She likes to play The Game and watches TV shows like How I Met Your Mother or The Big Bang Theory. Jessely is as straight as she can be so she has a habit of saying, "No homo" if you're a girl trying to hug her. She's also very supportive and it's very difficult to troll her.
by Bagstoucans December 30, 2010
Get the Jesselymug. Ima jess
by Beth Greene December 30, 2017
Get the Jessmug. jess has big nose and looks like Donald trump and always puts herself before other very un loyal never tell her any of your secrets because she will tell everyone and makes people lives hell do not be friends with a jess
jess is ugly
by brutaly honest.com April 2, 2022
Get the jessmug. has a big brain, talks way too much, gets in trouble alot. If jesse is ur boyfriend then ur the luckiest person in the world
HE LOVES ANIME
HE LOVES ANIME
by SniffMyCocainePls October 7, 2019
Get the jessemug. OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
by Cee o June 17, 2020
Get the THE JESSmug. 
Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013
Get the jessingmug.