Waiter: Hello ladies what would yall like?
James:
EXcuSe mE, I'm A mAN!
Waiter: Oh I'm sorry, you know all the make-
James: Ok! I'll have the ______ PLEASE
Waiter: Ok sure!
*Waiter comes with the food*
James: Thanks.
Waiter: Just doing my job.
James: Hey, I'm sorry for being so rude,
wanna chill and grab a drink sometime?
Waiter: But I'm straight not gæ!?
James: Don't lie I know you want it...
Waiter: Are you trying to seduce me... AND turn me gæ!?
James: Meet you at "random bar" at 7pm sweetie...
*James leaves*
Waiter: *
Uhhhhhhhh*
Waiter: No-one should be a James Charles.