jacob 

someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore

Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?

jacob by carmen winslot January 24, 2008

Jacob 

A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim!

That kid is being such a Jacob!

Jacob by Gregory Jay October 21, 2009

jacob 

stanky , shity , never whipe his ass .

girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos

girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl

girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water

jacob by swagboy96 March 20, 2017

Jacob 

Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂

“I wish I knew someone called Jacob”
“I know right? Jacob is just so perfect”

Jacob by Jeoacjiwkscjjs September 2, 2020

jacob 

a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.

jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.

jacob by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009

Jacob 

Jacob dates Nola

Jacob is dating Nola

Jacob by J Gross November 10, 2019

Jacob 

An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard

That guy's an utter asshole, what a total Jacob

Jacob by Jacob Is A Cunt January 8, 2020