This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.
The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."
The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."
The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023
Get the Ivory-suremug. An Ivory Anger is an anger that makes your face white out of anger/terror. When you feel terrified and get angry out of it, that's Ivory Anger.
Liam: Why the hell did you kidnap me!? I'll f**king kill you! *Shaking slightly*
Kidnapper: Ah, an Ivory Anger. See those a lot these days.
Kidnapper: Ah, an Ivory Anger. See those a lot these days.
by LettieIsLesb December 3, 2020
Get the Ivory Angermug. Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.
Charlissa:What No?
Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
Charlissa:What No?
Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
Get the Randal Ivorymug. by Swamppanda34 January 7, 2024
Get the Ivorymug. by Shane Ivory November 23, 2021
Get the Shane Ivorymug. She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.
by StashDiz August 2, 2017
Get the ivory chandeliermug. 