Ivan

A stupid wanna be gangster that is afraid of middle school girls and cant hold up a single relationship without crying over the smallest thing and considers fortnite best game in the world

"Man ivan is such a wanna be."

by Zukpp October 20, 2019

Ivan

The male name Ivan tends to come from the Slavic countries and generally means man of God. They tend to be extremely caring once you get to know them but can sometimes have a tough shell. When they are involved in a conflict, they think with their heart as they will fight for who they love.

G'day Ivan, how's it goin'?

by Toa Neox March 18, 2019

Ivan

Perfection. Dark hair and eyes, hot as hell (yeah gurls you know what I'm talkin bout!). An Ivan will have your back through and through, look out for you, and always be there. Charming as f***, a total flirt. An Ivan will do anything to see a smile on your face, but even more, so see one on everyone's. Friends with everyone. If an Ivan likes you though, you may never find out, but if you do you know you have them for life. Always laughing and playing around, you are very lucky if you've got an Ivan.

Girl 1: Do you know Ivan
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-

by Itwillnevermatter May 03, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is the type of guy who loves to get pegged by his emo girlfriend.

Yo bro I just got pegged! You must be named ivan

by Juicy pickle 2410 November 19, 2021

Ivan

the worst person you could ever meet. people will hate theyre life if they have a ivan

yeah i have a friend his name is IVAN

by Ratat November 15, 2018

Ivan

EGOTISTICAL LITTLE SHIT THAT CALLS JG AND DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT. GIVES YOU STAGE 999999999 TESTICULAR CANCER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE IN HELL. Likes traps, big brolic black men, and Taints. SPAMS TANKS CUZ HAS NO DEFINITION OF MECHANICS.

J: Yo the jg is soloing drag and the rest of his team is dead we should 5 man contest it
Ivan: Nah dude we can't that champ is BrOkEn *proceeds to farm in jg and int away his lead he had*
J: *Holds in all comments for no ban* Great job man!
Ivan: Ik dude im really good my mmr is like plat but i dont play ranked cuz thats too ez man

by ILoveIvanPlayers February 02, 2019

Ivan

Gayest man alive

Your such an Ivan.... wow that’s disrespectful

by Thehomievalentin August 22, 2018